Raccoon Straight Up Owns Crew Of Cats

How about this raccoon just straight up Kobayashi’ing these pussies? Sorry to interrupt your little cat snack time but I’m a raccoon with rabies and I’m pretty fucking hungry. Don’t mind if I just rub my paws all up in your water and snatch some of your kibble.

Oh and whats that? I’ve overstayed my welcome? You’ve called your human over? Well don’t mind me while I swipe another pawful of dinner and high tail it out of here. Raccoon just sneaking around like a ninja in the night. Like the street toughs that raccoons are. Like the goddam Aladdin of the animal world.